Success Ranch Publishers


Santa, What's My Name?

	A young man about 12 or 13 was running by the Santa Booth one day. Spotting Santa standing there, he stopped, looked at him and called out, "What's my name?" Santa paused for a few thoughtful seconds, scratched his head and replied, "John!" The young man got this amazed look on his face and said, "That's right, that's right." He took off running down the mall, catching up with his friends saying, "He knows my name, he knows my name!" Everything was fine until he came back with two of his friends and wanted Santa to tell them their names. Santa told them he could only remember the names of the good ones and would have to check his list about the others. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PJ's for Mom and Dad Ethan was telling Santa what he wanted for Christmas. He was very nice and didn't ask for very much. After he finished with his list, he asked Santa if he would please bring his mom and dad some pajamas because they didn't have anything to sleep in.